Hard Rock Park

Are you tired of enjoying Rock in its normal, boring "music" form? THIS IS THE FREAKING PLACE FOR YOU, MAN.

From the people who brought you the Hard Rock Cafe comes the Hard Rock Park! Featuring a bunch of unique theme areas, including Cool Country, Born in the USA, and - for true rockers - ROCK N' ROLL HEAVEN. The British Invasion midway, conveniently located next to Born in the USA, will also be the starting point for Revolutionary War reenactments.

When you're tired of merely walking through the shattered, plastic remains of your rebellious childhood fantasies, it's F'ING ROLLERCOASTER TIME BABY! The Park features 11 rides, including Eagles' Life In The Fast Lane, Slippery When Wet, and the one and only Led Zeppelin - THE RIDE! It's too much rock to be enjoyed without a safety harness, also you must be this tall to Rock.

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ROOOOOOOOOCK