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Hobee's Restaurant (Cupertino)

21267 Stevens Creek Blvd., Cupertino, CA, 95014
(408) 255-6010

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$ ($0 - $14)
Kid Friendly, Fun
Not Required
Mastercard, Visa, American Express
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Feb 27, 2008 - Zombie Chow
Ever seen projectile Vomit?

First, yes, one star, that's for the show....

So I was sitting at the now defunct Coffee Society one evening and saw a sight I had never seen in all my life. I have drank myself blind on occasion and seen many friend run full tilt down that dark road of pain and esophageal torture known as binge drinking, but what I saw this particular night puts anything you’d see even at your heaviest frat party to shame. A man in his late 30’s early 40’s steps out of Hobee’s and seemed pretty normal on exit, no swerve, no signs that anything was wrong or that he was intoxicated in any way… Took two steps and proceeded to empty the contents of his stomach in front of him and slightly above at such a high velocity I could only assume that he had swallowed some kind of small explosive. I surmise from what I saw, that the obvious conclusion was that this was some industrial terrorist created by Microsoft that was suppose to blow up next to some competing company’s president. Vomit exited this man’s body in such quantity and speed he cleared the space 2 steps away from Hobee’s door to the handicapped parking spaces across the driving path, approximately 25 feet or more.

Now, if you were in my shoes and saw a man walk out of a restaurant and saw the horrid things I have seen, would you want to eat at said restaurant? I didn’t think so…

Being a regular to that side of town I also know the dark little secrets of the inner workings of Hobees, I know there’ have been repeated sightings of dead rats drowned in the water under the salad bar. And their grease trap is constantly clogged and emits a fume that would make any person projectile vomit. It’s sad when you realize you’re use to the smell…

All and all the place has always been a “red zone” in my book. The managers also do not like to treat anyone younger than 70 with any respect. And this is right across from a college…

If not for the mice, the sewage backing up into the kitchen on a bi-annual basis, the numerous roaches, the rude service, the projectile vomiters, the 3 or so people a hear hauled off in an ambulance, or the smell. I’d say this place was OK at best…

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